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Funny Times

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Length
500 to 700 words
Pay
75.00 USD flat
Fee
Not stated
Simultaneous
Not stated
Reprints
Not stated

What they accept

Funny Times is a monthly print magazine of humor and satire that pokes fun at politics, news, relationships, food, technology, pets, work, and the human condition. Its story call takes humorous stories of about 500–700 words by email or mail; it buys one-time publication rights, pays on publication at $75 per story, and asks writers to send only their top two or three stories.

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